Comments I get about my dog on a daily basis at the dog park (picture doesn’t do him justice):

-He’s a jacked little guy.
-I heard those dogs sink if they’re thrown in water (true.)
-Is he on steroids?
-What kind of workout plan do you have him on?
-That’s the manliest little dog I’ve ever seen.
-What kind of dog is that?
-What kind of mutt is he?
-Is he a boston?
-Is he a pug?
-Is he a pitbull?
-How much is he?
-He runs like a rabbit.

I guess NOBODY from NC has ever heard of a french bulldog.